Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
when someone hot says they like Pokemon
Michael saying the guy who slapped Beyonce’s ass should have been killed (´◡ω◡`)
Michael saying that what Gavin and Geoff are doing is messed up and creepy (ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Michael being a feminist and understanding that objectifying women is stupid
*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Michael watching Gavin try to explain away Connect the Hots and slowly drinking his beer like “go and dig that hole you stupid shit”
Michael being unimpressed with the Rihanna video because “there’s more to talk about than tits and ass.”
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Michael getting irritated when the guys talk about wanting to bang hot girls all the time. (◕‿◕) ☆
Michael going quiet whenever sexual conversation comes into play unless something is offensive at which point he snaps and yells at them to “grow up.” (✿◠‿◠)/ ✧*:･ﾟ✧
When I say, “the other day” it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.
(Source: porcelainanchors)
we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.
(Source: klefable)
