papercrow:

human!garrus aka space husbando! 
hi-res

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful
lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

unfboy:

wastelandsofficial:

makin my way downtown

sliding fast
ass is chapped
and I’m home bound.

I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.